It's A Cock Up

A robbery last night in Hankypankyville, in BOOBS (Bank of Ordinary Building Societies) has left the town in shock.

Men in tight door coloured trousers, wall coloured jumpers, ceiling coloured shoes and floor coloured hair entered the BOOBS on the main street. They had Barney the Dinosaur masks covering their faces, which are still available in Smyth’s toy shop.

The leader of the masked men demanded €2, saying he’d shoot his big gun. The teller happened to be very sexy that day (unlike that Simon bloke, who works there on Tuesdays). Her juicy, full, bouncy BOOBS (and by that we mean that she owned boobs) slyly popped the button on her bikini she was wearing, which revealed them.

Well, all that was left was for his button to pop! He got a randy willy. His tigglewiggle wacker went as straight as a radiator and as hard as hard can be. Unfortunately for him, the panic button that people press when bad things happen in BOOBS was on the outside of the counter, and his large ankle spanker pressed it like before!

The gardaí put the man’s one eyed trouser snake in cuffs, and to make sure that he didn’t get away, the proud garda put his own John Thomas into the other cuff. The man was banned for touching BOOBS ever again. Eye witnesses were interviewed afterwards. Mr Dick Semen said, “Gosh, I think that was a right cock-up of the robbery of BOOBS”.